This rich man from Florida gave a big party in his backyard. There was a small body of water next to the backyard. The water was full of crocodiles, alligators, poisonous snakes,sharks and so on (Its a joke so anything is possible..).
Lots of food and drink were served. The rich man had a bit too much to drink and soon he was drunk. Being drunk he raised his voice and told everyone..” Gentlemen..if anyone is brave enough to cross this dangerous water by swimming and go to the other side of the water…I will give him a Million dollar and the hand of my daughter.”
Before even he finished his words..there was a sound of Jhoop..! Everyone was very surprised to see that there was a young man in the water and he started to swim vigorously..the whole crowd cheered him..go..go..go..go..a crocodile was coming from the right…he dodged that..then there was an alligator coming from the left..he dodged that too..a snake was coming from the back..he just kept swimming and dodged another shark and finally when the shark was about to get him…he jumped off the water..the crowd cheered…
Tired..exhausted..he walked around the water and came to the rich man. The rich man told him,” Young man ..I did not know that you are so brave..so as promised I am writing you a check for a million dollars and here is my daughter..she is yours..take her.”
The tired young man shrugged off and said,” Screw your million dollars and screw your daughter..just tell me who pushed me into the water..?”